can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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