Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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