with your own penis?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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