I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Operation Purity has been aborted
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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