I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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