Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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