I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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