They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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