3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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