Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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