You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Someone shit on the floor
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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