She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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