I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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