Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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