I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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