i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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