do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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