I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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