I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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