Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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