Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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