spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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