Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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