That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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