Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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