Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize