Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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