He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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