i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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