Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Randomize
