3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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