the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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