Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
