Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
