I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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