Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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