she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I want her autograph on my taint
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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