why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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