my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
