in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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