Don't you send me to vm
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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