well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Randomize