Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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