from now on my penis is your penis
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Found the puke drawer
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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