Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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