Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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