'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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