How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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