it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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