I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I need to sanitize my soul.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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