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so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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