No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Do vagina's smell?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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