you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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